Sun Sets on Dave's Devils

Dave's an Arizona State man, and winning is all that matters. Thus, he was thrilled at the hiring of Dennis Erickson.

After a strong 2007 season, Dave had his sights on a national championship, even if it meant living with the resulting corruption, hgh, petty larceny, steroid abuse and the assorted felony.

Miles, Tressel, Stoops -- like them, Dave was sure the Sun Devils would win the national championship in their coach's second season.

Unfortunately, no. In fact, ASU sucks worse than Arizona.

Ouch.

Dave, we feel your despair.

Dave's Graduation Present

Dave's mom had so little confidence that he could graduate from college, she promised an all-expenses trip to Europe -- plane, train, cash, etc. (he'd never been abroad, and this encouraged to not only graduate but to do so in just four years). Upon graduation, mom and dad pitched in for a $300 Tissot watch.

Almost like visiting Switzerland.

Now 26, Dave has still never been abroad.

Dave, we feel your pain.