Guns and a Bat

During his senior year at ASU, Dave rented a house off campus with some friends.

Two weeks into the fall semester, Dave was hanging out with his roommates, enjoying the start of their sophomore year with some liquid refreshments.

The doorbell rang.

His friend Brant opened the door.

Four armed banditos came into the house. Three carried pistols, one wielded a baseball bat.

Dave’s wallet, car keys, cell phone, Play Station and DVD player, along with a little of his dignity and manhood, were stolen and never recovered.

There were no arrests.

Dave asks that if you see any banditos hanging around the 1200 block of North La Salle, that you not blindly allow them into the building.

Dave, we feel your pain.

Sun Sets on Dave's Devils

Dave's an Arizona State man, and winning is all that matters. Thus, he was thrilled at the hiring of Dennis Erickson.

After a strong 2007 season, Dave had his sights on a national championship, even if it meant living with the resulting corruption, hgh, petty larceny, steroid abuse and the assorted felony.

Miles, Tressel, Stoops -- like them, Dave was sure the Sun Devils would win the national championship in their coach's second season.

Unfortunately, no. In fact, ASU sucks worse than Arizona.

Ouch.

Dave, we feel your despair.