Dave's Graduation Present

Dave's mom had so little confidence that he could graduate from college, she promised an all-expenses trip to Europe -- plane, train, cash, etc. (he'd never been abroad, and this encouraged to not only graduate but to do so in just four years). Upon graduation, mom and dad pitched in for a $300 Tissot watch.

Almost like visiting Switzerland.

Now 26, Dave has still never been abroad.

Dave, we feel your pain.