Thursday, November 13, 2008

Guns and a Bat

During his senior year at ASU, Dave rented a house off campus with some friends.

Two weeks into the fall semester, Dave was hanging out with his roommates, enjoying the start of their sophomore year with some liquid refreshments.

The doorbell rang.

His friend Brant opened the door.

Four armed banditos came into the house. Three carried pistols, one wielded a baseball bat.

Dave’s wallet, car keys, cell phone, Play Station and DVD player, along with a little of his dignity and manhood, were stolen and never recovered.

There were no arrests.

Dave asks that if you see any banditos hanging around the 1200 block of North La Salle, that you not blindly allow them into the building.

Dave, we feel your pain.

1 comment:

cadillayccory said...

Dave,
Remember that schmuck bron that lived down below from you at the quads? Do you remember when he came out to maloney's and basically almost started crying while he was telling us how he killed those people in Texas... there are such great people in Az.
-Cory